Gents Can’t Measure

Summary

Two plays, both alike in complexity, in fair Vienna where we lay our scene. Two Gentlemen of Verona and Measure for Measure end with words left unsaid by once outspoken women. Gents Can’t Measure imagines what happens when the women are given the chance to speak, as they move to recapture their community from an insidious and unforgiving ruler. 

Upcoming Workshop

Over the last year we have refined the play with the guidance of Paco Tolson, one of the members of Fiasco Theater. This effort has led to a 12-hour workshop directed by Paco, culminating in a “showing of work.”

May 8th at 7pm at East Village Basement

Cast

Duke/Speed/Lawyer: Andy Grotelueschen

Proteus: Devin E. Haqq

Julia: Emily Young

Lucetta: Aryana Asefirad

Sylvia: Jasmine Sharma

Isabella: Alanna Saunders

Angelo: Gibson Frazier

Valentine/Claudio: Sathya Sridharan

Director: Paco Tolson

Stage Manager: Eliza Anastasio

Managing Producer: Bonnie "Bee" J. Evans

Written By: Helen Romeu Coombes and Eloise Carter

Adapted from Shakespeare’s Two Gentleman of Verona and Measure For Measure

Why These Plays?

What shall Cordelia speak? Love, and be silent.

— "King Lear", Act I Scene i

Gents Can’t Measure reimagines the worlds of Two Gentlemen of Verona and Measure for Measure, set in present day Vienna. We have interwoven their plotlines and adapted key aspects of both plays as we have found they reveal unexpected parallels. In their union emerge both familiar and new questions that are resonant with our current sociopolitical climate.

We were drawn to these plays because of their complexities and contradictions, and specifically how Shakespeare chooses to resolve these elements at the end of each play. With marriage proposals at the conclusion of each text, the women are forced to concede their independence and disturbingly fall silent in the face of their new fates. Modern adaptations have grappled with these unsatisfying endings where women are scapegoated for the sake of the story. In Gents Can’t Measure, we dare to imagine a scenario where none of these concessions existed, and in doing so, ask the question: what happens if the women do not concede? 

In Gents Can’t Measure, what drives the plot is the outspoken nature of these women, and the resolution comes from their refusal of silence in the face of tyranny and injustice.

Archive of our first staged reading

October 2023 - The Tank, NYC